Post by Rudy CanozaPost by Klaus SchadenfreudeWhat's next- a fist fight challenge"
Sure, why not? Meet me at the Jolly Kone hamburger shack in
Bakersfield. I've dispatched a couple of other Usenet loudmouth fat
fucks in the parking lot there. I know the proprietor. If it appears
you've already suffered your stroke, I'll only use one hand to flatten you.
Nobody will be able to match THIS level of pathetic before the end of
the year.
In this post, Rudy announces his intent to break several California
conspiracy statues, even supposedly dragging in an innocent bystander-
the owner of an alleged Jolly Kone. If Rudy actually does "know" him,
his only real crime was giving Rudy a job as a French fry cook before
he had to fire Rudy for incompetence and repeatedly showing up to work
drunk.
And Rudy posts like he [briefly] made fries.
If we're all lucky, Rudy will regale us with his [made-up] stories of
other's he's supposedly dispatched in the name of Usenet Justice. It
should make for a very entertaining September.
I can see his bony, pencil-like arms flailing in the thick tule fog,
whipping the mists like a tiny windmill, until his antagonist can stop
laughing long enough to back-hand him so hard he goes back in time.
Tell us the stories, Rudolph.
Tell us now.
[chuckle]
P.S. No, you may not use your sock puppets as "eye-witnesses." LOL